The Funny Page 2.0
Snow Expectations
Is snow proof the weather is any colder than usual? Larry and Sarah discuss.
Sarah: You know, it snowed in Howard County this weekend, Larry? Larry: Yes, I did see that. About an eighth of an inch? Sarah: That's right. But, more importantly, it's evidence that global warming doesn't exist. Finally, we got some evidence to prove you liberals are lying phonies. Larry: I'm almost afraid to ask, Sarah, but how is this proof that global warming doesn't exist? Sarah: It's snow, Larry, come on! It's cold. It's iy. And, from a distance, it looks like ice cream. It's not even winter yet, Larry. How can you explain that? Larry: You do know that snow is precipitation, right? Sarah: Yes, of course, Larry. I'm not stupid. Larry: And you know that precipitation is formed by the evaporation of water somewhere on the earth? …
