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One Resolution to Rule Them All
Why make your goals so lofty?
He: I finally have it! She: What's that? He: I finally have a New year's Resolution that I will keep. No ifs ands or buts, it's really going to stick this time. I'm talking long term. For the rest of my life. Forever. She: Forever-ever? He: Yes sir-ee. She: And what's this great change in your lifestyle going to be? He: Well, I am committing myself to no longer carrying through with New Year's resolutions. She: So you're committing to not commit? He: Yes. She: Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a New Year's resolution? He: Not at all. If I know I'm just going to fail in keeping up with my resolution, I might as well make a resolution I won't disappoint myself with –right? She: You're not married, are you? He: No, why do you ask…
