And it's very Patchy.
Brian: Rachel, I have been busy writing, reporting and editing the news for Patch. But, I have a new marketing strategy I want to show you. Rachel: Oh yeah? What is this strategy? I've seen the site, Brian, and it's chock-full of really good stuff every day –wait–what the...? Who are you? Brian: It's me, Brian, but I have been practicing jumping into the costume of my alter ego. Rachel, say hello to Patch Man. Rachel: Is a spandex suit really necessary to do the news? If anything, I would think it would just scare people away. Brian: So you don't like it? Rachel: It's not that I don't like it, I just... You're getting pretty good at that. Brian: I know!